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Hello. I thought about turtles today. The time your hair was infested with ants, I thought about that too. You kept spinning around in the mud, asking for Aunt Betty. I talked to her the other day. She doesn't remember you. I enjoyed the pills you sent me, but please don't send any more. They made me vomit fire, and I made the local news. I just don't like the color, that's all. Maybe when you're older, I'll take you to the beach. They make cars that can drive on the ocean. I'll let you try first. |
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Life inside the flaming cubicle is difficult. The computer is too hot, and everyone looks at me funny. My co-workers were always toasting marshmallows over my charred standard-issue Dilbert calendar. How embarrassing. One day I became ill and vomited on my keyboard. My boss saw it happen, and he told me I was fired. He's a really funny guy. |
I saw an old computer goat singing |
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