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14th Dalai Lama
50 Cent

A

Paula Abdul
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Huma Abedin
J. J. Abrams
Amy Adams
Douglas Adams
Adele
Pamela Adlon
Ben Affleck

Christina Aguilera
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ai Weiwei
Clay Aiken
Bashar al-Assad
Jason Alexander
Muhammad Ali
Woody Allen
Kirstie Alley
Robert Altman
Christiane Amanpour
Tori Amos
Anthony Anderson
Gillian Anderson
Richard Dean Anderson
André 3000
Sharron Angle
Jennifer Aniston
Aziz Ansari
Carmelo Anthony
Fiona Apple
Christina Applegate
Alan Arkin
Fred Armisen
Lance Armstrong
Louis Armstrong
Desi Arnaz
Will Arnett
Antonin Artaud
Bea Arthur
Isaac Asimov
Julian Assange
Fred Astaire
Rowan Atkinson
Dan Aykroyd

B

Michele Bachmann
Kevin Bacon

Angelo Badalamenti
Erykah Badu
Josephine Baker
Alec Baldwin
Stephen Baldwin
Christian Bale
Lucille Ball
Maria Bamford
Tyra Banks
Javier Bardem
Blixa Bargeld
Bob Barker
Charles Barkley
Roseanne Barr
Syd Barrett
Todd Barry
Drew Barrymore
Martin Bashir
Count Basie
Mario Batali
Jason Bateman
Kathy Bates
Felix Baumgartner
Michael Bay
Sean Bean
Beck
Glenn Beck
Samuel Beckett
David Beckham
Victoria Beckham
Samantha Bee
Joy Behar
Harry Belafonte
Kristen Bell
John Belushi
Richard Belzer
Pat Benatar
H. Jon Benjamin
Tony Bennett
Doug Benson
Silvio Berlusconi
Ben Bernanke
Halle Berry
Jello Biafra
Mayim Bialik
Joe Biden
Justin Bieber
Jessica Biel
Kathryn Bigelow
Thora Birch
Björk
Frank Black
Jack Black
Lewis Black
Michael Ian Black
Cate Blanchett
Sepp Blatter
Wolf Blitzer
Michael Bloomberg
John Boehner
Humphrey Bogart
Michael Bolton
Danny Bonaduce
Bono
Sonny Bono
Cory Booker
Powers Boothe
Ernest Borgnine
Anthony Bourdain
Clara Bow
David Bowie
Lara Flynn Boyle
Peter Boyle
Terry Bradshaw
Wayne Brady
Marlon Brando
Richard Branson
Andrew Breitbart
Jan Brewer
Jeff Bridges
Wilford Brimley
Tom Brokaw
Josh Brolin
Charles Bronson
Albert Brooks
Garth Brooks
Max Brooks
Mel Brooks
Pierce Brosnan
James Brown
Jerry Brown
Judge Joe Brown
Carrie Brownstein
Dave Brubeck
Lenny Bruce
Kobe Bryant
Pat Buchanan
Warren Buffett
Charles Bukowski
Sandra Bullock
Luis Buñuel
Ken Burns
Bill Burr
William S. Burroughs
LeVar Burton
Steve Buscemi

Gary Busey
Barbara Bush
George W. Bush
Kate Bush
Amanda Bynes
David Byrne

C

James Caan
Nicolas Cage
James Cagney
Herman Cain
David Cameron
James Cameron
Kirk Cameron
Bruce Campbell
Albert Camus
John Candy
Eric Cantor
Jerry Cantrell
Peter Capaldi
Al Capone
Truman Capote
Captain Beefheart
Steve Carell
Drew Carey
Mariah Carey
George Carlin
Jay Carney
Adam Carolla
David Carradine
Jim Carrey
Carrot Top
Johnny Carson
Jimmy Carter
Nell Carter
David Caruso
Dana Carvey
James Carville
Johnny Cash
Iker Casillas
Fidel Castro
Nick Cave
Michael Cera
Peter Cetera
Wilt Chamberlain
Jackie Chan
Coco Chanel
Charlie Chaplin
Dave Chappelle
Charles, Prince of Wales
Ray Charles
Dov Charney
Chevy Chase
Cesar Chavez
Hugo Chávez
Michael Che
Don Cheadle
Dick Cheney
Cher
Julia Child
Margaret Cho
Noam Chomsky
Tommy Chong
Deepak Chopra
Chris Christie
Chuck D
Winston Churchill
Louis C.K.
Eric Clapton
Emilia Clarke
Kelly Clarkson
Les Claypool
John Cleese
Patsy Cline
Bill Clinton
George Clinton
Hillary Clinton
George Clooney
Kurt Cobain
Ethan Coen
Joel Coen
Leonard Cohen
Sacha Baron Cohen
Stephen Colbert
Gary Cole
Bootsy Collins
Phil Collins
Sean “Diddy” Combs
Common
Sean Connery
Harry Connick Jr.
Steve Coogan
Tim Cook
Alice Cooper
Anderson Cooper
Bradley Cooper
Sofia Coppola
Rob Corddry
Billy Corgan
Chris Cornell
Bill Cosby
Bob Costas
Elvis Costello
Kevin Costner
Ann Coulter
Katie Couric
Simon Cowell
Bradford Cox
Wayne Coyne
Daniel Craig
Bryan Cranston
Terry Crews
David Cronenberg
Walter Cronkite
David Cross
Scatman Crothers
Sheryl Crow
Russell Crowe
Aleister Crowley
Tom Cruise
Robert Crumb
Ted Cruz
Billy Crystal
Mark Cuban
Macaulay Culkin
Benedict Cumberbatch
Alan Cumming
Rivers Cuomo
S. E. Cupp
Tim Curry
Ian Curtis
Jamie Lee Curtis
Tony Curtis
Billy Ray Cyrus
Miley Cyrus

D

Willem Dafoe
Salvador Dali

Roger Daltrey
Matt Damon
Hugh Dancy
Dorothy Dandridge
Claire Danes
Rodney Dangerfield
Britt Daniel
Jeff Daniels
Ted Danson
Glenn Danzig
Frank Darabont
Larry David
Bette Davis
Miles Davis
Sammy Davis Jr.
Wendy Davis
Richard Dawkins
Rosario Dawson
Charlie Day
Howard Dean
James Dean
Bill de Blasio
Paula Deen
Ellen DeGeneres
Rob Delaney
Zack de la Rocha
Giada De Laurentiis
Guillermo del Toro
Cecil B. DeMille
Judi Dench
Robert De Niro
Bruce Dern
Zooey Deschanel
Danny DeVito
Cameron Diaz
Andy Dick
Philip K. Dick
Charles Dickens
Vin Diesel
Phyllis Diller
Joe DiMaggio
Peter Dinklage
Walt Disney
Divine
Juan Dominguez
Fats Domino
Vincent D’Onofrio
Jeffrey Donovan
Steve Doocy
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Gabby Douglas
Robert Downey Jr.
Nick Drake
Dr. Dre
Richard Dreyfuss
David Duchovny
Lena Dunham
Kirsten Dunst
Adam Duritz
Eliza Dushku
Robert Duvall
Shelley Duvall
Bob Dylan

E

Amelia Earhart
Dale Earnhardt
Clint Eastwood

Eazy-E
Roger Ebert
Barbara Eden
Thomas Edison
John Edwards
Albert Einstein
Jesse Eisenberg
Mamie Eisenhower
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Idris Elba
Sam Elliott
Bret Easton Ellis
Harlan Ellison
Rahm Emanuel
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Eminem
Brian Eno
Roky Erickson
R. Lee Ermey

F

Shepard Fairey
Peter Falk
Jimmy Fallon
Chris Farley
Vera Farmiga
Colin Farrell
Perry Farrell
Ronan Farrow
Michael Fassbender
Roger Federer
Federico Fellini
Craig Ferguson
Stacey “Fergie” Ferguson
Will Ferrell
Tina Fey
Ralph Fiennes
Guy Fieri
Carly Fiorina
Jenna Fischer
Laurence Fishburne
Ella Fitzgerald
Flavor Flav
Bobby Flay
Flea
Larry Flynt
Jane Fonda
Harrison Ford
Rob Ford
Jodie Foster
Michel Foucault
Megan Fox
Michael J. Fox
Jeff Foxworthy
Jamie Foxx
Redd Foxx
James Franco
Barney Frank
Al Franken
Morgan Freeman
Kinky Friedman
Nick Frost
Stephen Fry
John Fugelsang
Sia Furler

G

Clark Gable
Peter Gabriel
Jim Gaffigan
Dave Gahan
Neil Gaiman
Charlotte Gainsbourg
Serge Gainsbourg
Diamanda Galas
Zach Galifianakis
Mohandas Gandhi
James Gandolfini
Gordon Gano
Jerry Garcia
Art Garfunkel
Judy Garland
Jeff Garlin
Janeane Garofalo
Brad Garrett
Ina Garten
Bill Gates
Marvin Gaye
Bob Geldof
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Richard Gere
Ricky Gervais
Ghostface Killah
Paul Giamatti
Robert Gibbs
Mel Gibson
Kathie Lee Gifford
Terry Gilliam
Vince Gilligan
David Gilmour
Newt Gingrich
Allen Ginsberg
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Michael Gira
Rudy Giuliani
Philip Glass
Crispin Glover
Danny Glover
Jean-Luc Godard
Whoopi Goldberg
Jeff Goldblum
Alison Goldfrapp
Selena Gomez
Virgil Goode
John Goodman
Mikhail Gorbachev
Kim Gordon
Al Gore
Ryan Gosling
Gilbert Gottfried
Dana Gould
Nancy Grace
Billy Graham
Kelsey Grammer
Cary Grant
Ulysses S. Grant
Alan Grayson
Al Green
CeeLo Green
Seth Green
Glenn Greenwald
David Gregory
Pam Grier
Eddie Griffin
Kathy Griffin
Andy Griffith
Rupert Grint
Matt Groening
Dave Grohl
Bear Grylls
Gumby
Tim Gunn
Sanjay Gupta
Woody Guthrie
Fred Gwynne
Maggie Gyllenhaal
GZA

H

Bill Hader
Sammy Hagar
Sid Haig
Arsenio Hall
Michael C. Hall
Neil Hamburger
Mark Hamill
Jon Hamm
Herbie Hancock
Chelsea Handler
Tom Hanks
Alyson Hannigan
Sean Hannity
Chris Hansen
Chris Hardwick
Mariska Hargitay
Stephen Harper
Woody Harrelson
Neil Patrick Harris
Melissa Harris-Perry
George Harrison
Debbie Harry
Kevin Hart
Phil Hartman
PJ Harvey
Steve Harvey
Elisabeth Hasselbeck
David Hasselhoff
Anne Hathaway
Tony Hawk
Stephen Hawking
Goldie Hawn
Salma Hayek
Chris Hayes
Gibby Haynes
Dennis Haysbert
Rita Hayworth
Lena Headey
Patty Hearst
Mitch Hedberg
Hugh Hefner
Tim Heidecker
Ernest Hemingway
Sherman Hemsley
Christina Hendricks
Jimi Hendrix
Jim Henson
Audrey Hepburn
Pee-wee Herman
Werner Herzog
Charlton Heston
James Hetfield
Bill Hicks
Tom Hiddleston
Peter Higgs
Jonah Hill
Perez Hilton
Alfred Hitchcock
John Hodgman
Jimmy Hoffa
Dustin Hoffman
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Hulk Hogan
Eric Holder
Billie Holiday
Buddy Holly
Katie Holmes
Josh Homme
Herbert Hoover
J. Edgar Hoover
Bob Hope
Anthony Hopkins
Dennis Hopper
Horse_ebooks
Harry Houdini
Whitney Houston
Clint Howard
Ron Howard
Rowland S. Howard
Terrence Howard
Tim Howard
L. Ron Hubbard
Mike Huckabee
Ernie Hudson
Arianna Huffington
D. L. Hughley
Holly Hunter
Aldous Huxley

I

Scott Ian
Ice Cube

Ice-T
Eric Idle
Julio Iglesias
James Iha
Iman
Steve Irwin
Chris Isaak
Darrell Issa
Eddie Izzard

J

Hugh Jackman
Andrew Jackson

Janet Jackson

Jesse Jackson

Michael Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Mick Jagger
Kevin James
LeBron James
Richard D. James
Jim Jarmusch
Jay-Z
Tom Jenkinson
Ken Jeong
Derek Jeter
Joan Jett
Penn Jillette
Bobby Jindal
Steve Jobs
Alejandro Jodorowsky
Billy Joel
Scarlett Johansson
Elton John
Boris Johnson
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Gary Johnson
Lyndon Johnson

Angelina Jolie
James Earl Jones
January Jones
Jason Jones
Orlando Jones
Rashida Jones
Tom Jones
Tommy Lee Jones
Janis Joplin
Michael Jordan
Milla Jovovich
James Joyce
Mike Judge
Carl Jung

K

Franz Kafka
Frida Kahlo

Michio Kaku
Mindy Kaling
Kim Kardashian
Vincent Kartheiser
Hamid Karzai
Andy Kaufman
Elia Kazan
Buster Keaton
Maynard James Keenan
Garrison Keillor
Harvey Keitel
R. Kelly
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
John F. Kennedy
Robert Kennedy
Ted Kennedy
Jack Kerouac
John Kerry
Alicia Keys
Wiz Khalifa
Kid Rock
Nicole Kidman
Anthony Kiedis
Richard Kiel
Val Kilmer
Lemmy Kilmister
Kim Jong-un
Jimmy Kimmel
Larry King
Stephen King
Ben Kingsley
Sam Kinison
Henry Kissinger
Heidi Klum
Ted Knight
Don Knotts
Beyoncé Knowles
Harry Knowles
Johnny Knoxville
David Koechner
Harmony Korine
Charles Krauthammer
Lenny Kravitz
KRS-One
Diane Kruger
Paul Krugman
Stanley Kubrick
Lisa Kudrow
Mila Kunis

L

Karl Lagerfeld
Ricki Lake

Padma Lakshmi

Ann Landers
Michael Landon
Jessica Lange
Angela Lansbury
Wayne LaPierre
Larry the Cable Guy
Matt Lauer
Cyndi Lauper
Hugh Laurie
Avril Lavigne
Jennifer Lawrence
Martin Lawrence
Nigella Lawson
Denis Leary
Timothy Leary
Matt LeBlanc
Bruce Lee
Christopher Lee
Geddy Lee
Spike Lee
Stan Lee
Tommy Lee
John Legend
John Leguizamo
Annie Leibovitz
Janet Leigh
Don Lemon
John Lennon
Thomas Lennon
Jay Leno
David Letterman
Harvey Levin
Ted Levine
Emmanuel Lewis
Huey Lewis
Jerry Lewis
Richard Lewis
Liberace
Joe Lieberman
Lil Wayne
Rush Limbaugh
Abraham Lincoln
John Linnell
Ray Liotta
James Lipton
John Lithgow
Lucy Liu
Blake Lively
LL Cool J
Christopher Lloyd

Kenny Loggins
Lindsay Lohan
Eva Longoria
George Lopez
Jennifer Lopez
Mario Lopez
Sophia Loren
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Courtney Love
H. P. Lovecraft
Lyle Lovett
Rob Lowe
George Lucas
Ludacris
Bela Lugosi
Lydia Lunch
John Lydon
David Lynch
Jane Lynch

M

Yo-Yo Ma
Norm MacDonald
Seth MacFarlane
Macklemore
John Madden
Rachel Maddow
Madonna
Michael Madsen
Bill Maher
Lee Majors
Michelle Malkin
Stephen Malkmus
John Malkovich
Kyp Malone
Howie Mandel
Aasif Mandvi
Clint Mansell
Marilyn Manson
Ray Manzarek
Cheech Marin
Ken Marino
Biz Markie
Bob Marley
Ziggy Marley
Marc Maron
George R. R. Martin
Steve Martin
Groucho Marx
Karl Marx
Henri Matisse
Chris Matthews
MC Ride
Danny McBride
John McCain
Melissa McCarthy
Paul McCartney
Matthew McConaughey
Mitch McConnell
Joel McHale
Michael McKean
Ian McKellen
Sarah McLachlan
Vince McMahon
Steve McQueen
Meat Loaf
Christopher Meloni
Eva Mendes
Freddie Mercury
Angela Merkel
Method Man
Seth Meyers
M.I.A.
George Michael
Bret Michaels
Bette Midler
Mads Mikkelsen
Alyssa Milano
Harvey Milk
Dennis Miller
Larry Miller
Nicki Minaj
Charles Mingus
Kylie Minogue
Eugene Mirman
Helen Mirren
David Mitchell
Robert Mitchum
Shigeru Miyamoto
Moby
Colin Mochrie
Amedeo Modigliani
Mo’Nique
Thelonious Monk
Marilyn Monroe
Ricardo Montalbán
Paul Mooney
Julianne Moore
Mary Tyler Moore
Michael Moore
Tom Morello
Piers Morgan
Tracy Morgan
Keith Morris
Jim Morrison
Morrissey
Mohamed Morsi
Viggo Mortensen
Mos Def
Elisabeth Moss
Mark Mothersbaugh
Hosni Mubarak
Robert Mugabe
Alice Munro
Rupert Murdoch
Eddie Murphy
James Murphy
Peter Murphy
Róisín Murphy
Bill Murray
Michael Musto
Mike Myers

N

Jim Nabors
Nas
Dave Navarro
Kevin Nealon
Liam Neeson
Willie Nelson
Bob Newhart
Paul Newman
Randy Newman
Gavin Newsom
Jack Nicholson
Stevie Nicks
Leslie Nielsen
Friedrich Nietzsche
Bill Nighy
Leonard Nimoy
Anaïs Nin
Cynthia Nixon
Richard Nixon
Nick Nolte
Grover Norquist
Graham Norton
Krist Novoselic
Ted Nugent
Gary Numan
Diana Nyad
Bill Nye
Lupita Nyong’o

O

Barack Obama
Michelle Obama
Conan O’Brien
Frank Ocean
Sinead O’Connor
Lawrence O’Donnell
Nick Offerman
Sandra Oh
Keith Olbermann
Gary Oldman
John Oliver
Laurence Olivier
Edward James Olmos
Ashley Olsen
Mary-Kate Olsen
Patrice O’Neal
Shaquille O’Neal
Ed O’Neill
Yoko Ono
Jerry Orbach
Roy Orbison
Bill O’Reilly
George Orwell
Ozzy Osbourne
Joel Osteen
Patton Oswalt
Dr. Mehmet Oz

P

Al Pacino
Manny Pacquiao
Bettie Page
Ellen Page
Jimmy Page
Chuck Palahniuk
Jack Palance
Sarah Palin
Arnold Palmer
Gwyneth Paltrow
Jessica Paré
Charlie Parker
Mary-Louise Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker
Trey Parker
Dolly Parton
Robert Patrick
Robert Pattinson
Gen. George S. Patton
Mike Patton
Chris Paul
Rand Paul
Ron Paul
Peaches
Simon Pegg
Nancy Pelosi
Teddy Pendergrass
Kal Penn
Sean Penn
Anthony Perkins
Ron Perlman
Linda Perry
Rick Perry
Steve Perry
Tyler Perry
Joe Pesci
Tom Petty
Michael Phelps
Joaquin Phoenix
Pablo Picasso
Slim Pickens
Kate Pierson
Pitbull
Brad Pitt
Jeremy Piven
Robert Plant
Sylvia Plath
Aubrey Plaza
Edgar Allan Poe
Amy Poehler
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
Jackson Pollock
Iggy Pop
Pope Benedict XVI
Pope Francis
Ron Popeil
Natalie Portman
Parker Posey
Paula Poundstone
Colin Powell
Elvis Presley
Vincent Price
Reince Priebus
Prince
Marcel Proust
Richard Pryor
Wolfgang Puck
Vladimir Putin

Q

Randy Quaid
DJ Qualls
Queen Elizabeth II
Queen Latifah
Questlove

R

Daniel Radcliffe
Gilda Radner
Aishwarya Rai
Mary Lynn Rajskub
Joey Ramone
Gordon Ramsay

Ayn Rand

Grigori Rasputin

Dan Rather
Man Ray
Rachael Ray
Nancy Reagan
Ronald Reagan
Otis Redding
Orville Redenbacher
Lou Reed
Norman Reedus
Keanu Reeves
Nicolas Winding Refn
Harry Reid
Jim Reid
Tara Reid
John C. Reilly
Leah Remini
Jean Reno
Burt Reynolds
Ving Rhames
Busta Rhymes
Alfonso Ribeiro
Anne Rice
Condoleezza Rice
Keith Richards
Bill Richardson
Lionel Richie
Nicole Richie
Andy Richter
Don Rickles
Alan Rickman
Rob Riggle
Dax Riggs
Rihanna
Molly Ringwald
Kelly Ripa
Diego Rivera
Geraldo Rivera
Joan Rivers
Pat Robertson
Craig Robinson
Jackie Robinson
Chris Rock
Dennis Rodman
Alex Rodriguez
Michelle Rodriguez
Joe Rogan
Seth Rogen
Kenny Rogers
Mister Rogers
Al Roker
Henry Rollins
Ray Romano
George Romero
Mitt Romney
Michael Rooker
Mickey Rooney
Eleanor Roosevelt
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt
Axl Rose
Charlie Rose
Bob Ross
Diana Ross
David Lee Roth
Eli Roth
Mickey Rourke
Ronda Rousey
Karl Rove
J. K. Rowling
Rick Rubin
Marco Rubio
Paul Rudd
Maya Rudolph
Donald Rumsfeld
RuPaul
David O. Russell
Kurt Russell
Nipsey Russell
Babe Ruth
Paul Ryan

S

Katey Sagal
Carl Sagan

Bob Saget
Pat Sajak
Zoe Saldana
J. D. Salinger
Michael Sam
Andy Samberg
Rick Sanchez
Bernie Sanders
Colonel Sanders
Adam Sandler
Santa Claus
Carlos Santana
Rick Santorum
Jean-Paul Sartre
Dan Savage
Fred Savage
Antonin Scalia
Joe Scarborough
Kristen Schaal
Paul Scheer
“Papa John” Schnatter
Liev Schreiber
Ed Schultz
Amy Schumer
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Martin Scorcese
Gil Scott-Heron
Ryan Seacrest
Steven Seagal
Seal
Amy Sedaris
David Sedaris
Jerry Seinfeld
Peter Sellers
Peter Serafinowicz
Rod Serling
Dr. Seuss
Chloë Sevigny
Tupac Shakur
Tony Shalhoub
Garry Shandling
Ravi Shankar
Michael Shannon
Al Sharpton
William Shatner
Harry Shearer
Charlie Sheen
Martin Sheen
Judge Judy Sheindlin
Richard Sherman
Brooke Shields
Shock G
Martin Short
Michael Showalter
Maria Shriver
M. Night Shyamalan
Jean Sibelius
Nate Silver
Sarah Silverman
Gene Simmons
J. K. Simmons
Richard Simmons
Russell Simmons
Carly Simon
Jessica Simpson
O. J. Simpson
Frank Sinatra
Sinbad
Siouxie Sioux
Slash
John Slattery
Grace Slick
Yakov Smirnoff
Elliott Smith
Kevin Smith
Patti Smith
Robert Smith
Shepard Smith
Will Smith
Snoop Dogg
Edward Snowden
Steven Soderbergh
Aaron Sorkin
Sonia Sotomayor
Kevin Spacey
David Spade
Britney Spears
Phil Spector
Steven Spielberg
Brent Spiner
Eliot Spitzer
Bruce Springsteen
Robert Stack
Layne Staley
Frank Stallone
Sylvester Stallone
John Stamos
Doug Stanhope
Harry Dean Stanton
Ringo Starr
Jason Statham
Ralph Steadman
Michael Steele
Gwen Stefani
Ben Stein
Gertrude Stein
Jill Stein
George Stephanopoulos
Howard Stern
Jon Stewart
Martha Stewart
Patrick Stewart
Rod Stewart
Ben Stiller
Sting
Michael Stipe
Emma Stone
Matt Stone
Oliver Stone
Peter Stormare
Igor Stravinsky
Meryl Streep
Joe Strummer
Sally Struthers
Harry Styles
Jason Sudeikis
Andrew Sullivan
Ed Sullivan
Kiefer Sutherland
Earl Sweatshirt
Taylor Swift
Tilda Swinton
Wanda Sykes

T

Matt Taibbi
George Takei
Jeffrey Tambor
Quentin Tarantino
Sharon Tate
Channing Tatum
Elizabeth Taylor
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Tim Tebow
Teller
Shirley Temple
Tila Tequila
Nikola Tesla
Margaret Thatcher
Charlize Theron
Alan Thicke
Robin Thicke
Fred Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson
Kenan Thompson
Scott Thompson
Billy Bob Thornton
Uma Thurman
Justin Timberlake
Tiny Tim
Amon Tobin
Stephen Tobolowsky
Chuck Todd
Paul F. Tompkins
Touré
John Travolta
Alex Trebek
Danny Trejo
Leon Trotsky
Harry Truman
Donald Trump
Chris Tucker
Alan Tudyk
Alan Turing
Ike Turner
Ted Turner
John Turturro
Mark Twain
Jeff Tweedy
Tyler, The Creator
Steven Tyler
Mike Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson

U

Bob Uecker
Tracey Ullman
Lars Ulrich
Skeet Ulrich
Usher
Iko Uwais

V

Frankie Valli
Martin Van Buren

Jean-Claude Van Damme

Dick Van Dyke
Vincent van Gogh
Vanilla Ice
Greta Van Susteren
Vince Vaughn
Eddie Vedder
Jesse Ventura
Sofia Vergara
Donatella Versace
Sid Vicious
Abe Vigoda
Antonio Villaraigosa
Herve Villechaize
Yolandi Visser
Jon Voight
Kurt Vonnegut
Max von Sydow

W

Alex Wagner
Richard Wagner
Mark Wahlberg
Jimmy Wales

Christopher Walken
Scott Walker
George Wallace
Barbara Walters
Christoph Waltz
Eric Wareheim
Andy Warhol
Elizabeth Warren
Denzel Washington
John Waters
Roger Waters
Sam Waterston
Bill Watterson
Naomi Watts
Reggie Watts
John Wayne
Sigourney Weaver
Hugo Weaving
Dean Ween
Gene Ween
Scott Weiland
Anthony Weiner
Orson Welles
Allen West
Cornel West
Kanye West
Mae West
Wil Wheaton
Joss Whedon
Forest Whitaker
Betty White
Jack White
Meg White
Walt Whitman
Olivia Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Gene Wilder
will.i.am
Fred Willard
Billy Dee Williams
Brian Williams
Hank Williams
Jessica Williams
Katt Williams
Pharrell Williams

Robin Williams
Tennessee Williams
Bruce Willis
Wesley Willis
Larry Wilmore
Brian Wilson
Owen Wilson
Woodrow Wilson
Amy Winehouse
Oprah Winfrey
Reese Witherspoon
Stevie Wonder
James Woods
Tiger Woods
Chuck Woolery
Virginia Woolf
Steve Wozniak

X

Malcolm X

Y

“Weird Al” Yankovic
Adam Yauch
Thom Yorke

Brigham Young
Neil Young
Bassem Youssef

Z

William Zabka
Frank Zappa

Renee Zellweger
Warren Zevon
Mark Zuckerberg