Meathead's Gluten Free Dailies

A mutation of my previous project, Meathead’s Fancy Portraits of Important People. I sling fresh ink onto paper every day until my sanity deteriorates to the point where I can’t differentiate between a pen and a sack of potatoes.

 

#1563: At this time tomorrow I will be the precipice
#1562: Nor do I give a shit

#1561: You let the salamanders get to your mind

#1560: Deep into the umbrella soup

#1559: The happier box is real

#1558: A burning man in Birmingham

#1557: Your centrifuge is not supposed to be doing that

#1556: Touching Easter without the required safety tongs

#1555: I keep my mantra tucked neatly within Lincoln’s veins

#1554: Yesterday is forecast to be the same as tomorrow

#1553: To wipe out on David Letterman’s grave

#1552: I never knew she was a nuclear arpeggio

#1551: Ego smudge, will I fold corners to you?

#1550: The vibrations caused by a typical St. Tropez nosebleed

#1549: XNKXGLIE

#1548: It started going bad after a couple of weeks

#1547: Radiation dad

#1546: Like a dead panda on a ten-second delay

#1545: A breeze that sounds like a lawnmower

#1544: You got chocolate all over my congressional oversight

#1543: That awkward moment when you realize we’re all mortal dust shot through an infinite pocket

#1542: The expired leather is my coping mechanism

#1541: Big time chemical husband

#1540: Envisioning those carnitas at the Parthenon

#1539: Tied for last place among similar states of consciousness

#1538: It’s never going to be more real

#1537: How these things usually work

#1536: Tough questions about the government

#1535: You’re just saying that because we’re at Sears

#1534: Foul dreams of dotted strangers

#1533: Assistant professor

#1532: The flat mania of a my married skin

#1531: A bacterium to rock the bathroom

#1530: Swedish death upgrade

#1529: Corrupted bite

#1528: Pussy Riot divided by penguin residue

#1527: A horrifying brunch with the creator

#1526: Another soul chewing the silicon rope of disgust

#1525: There is nothing left in Vermont

#1524: The sloppy lord’s a verbatim bastard

#1523: A damp brain for innovative Catholics

#1522: Fudging the measured tomato

#1521: Please forget what you saw on L*s T*nas

#1520: Joan As Police Woman / Scorched gospel biscuit

#1519: Let’s cruise into another holy rupture

#1518: Illiterate, thanks to the waking wine

#1517: A fly ego imprisons the operator

#1516: The boiled blood clogs with your sphere

#1515: Techno music puts a hole in your brain

#1514: Applesauce

#1513: These people are assholes

#1512: You have sixty seconds

#1511: Canada is a breathing vegetable

#1510: Unsolicited steam gentleman

#1509: You’re making me feel so odd

#1508: A distant egg in 1981

#1507: Spaghetti (a strange pulling sensation)

#1506: You have successfully installed Java

#1505: Double negatives turn off my beef envelope

#1504: French blue Jordan 7

#1503: I am sincerely sorry, but I think I’ll go to bed

#1502: Death by dial tone

#1501: Luke Vibert bargain opus

#1500: Don’t touch my Sega

#1499: A novocaine shawarma to stain your id

#1498: It’s kicking in

#1497: Bacteria cracks the common fairy

#1496: I always knew you’d understand

#1495: Sunset in my skull

#1494: Dynamic dirt

#1493: Someone else’s sherpa

#1492: I had visions of something grander

#1491: Ampicillin

#1490: All of my thoughts are crickets

#1489: Everything after the slurp

#1488: Your heresy smells like an engine

#1487: Irregular dancers are no stranger to the current deterioration

#1486: Eternal tube of imagination

#1485: Do you like jazz?

#1484: Let’s talk a little about dehydration

#1483: Your horrid flute appendix

#1482: Dog

#1481: Caffeine induced childhood

#1480: The unbearable unknown

#1479: If I have to hear that song one more time, I’m going to puke

#1478: Mr. Saturday Night

#1477: Every color a vein trapped in a flawed Cuban memory

#1476: Inappropriate

#1475: You’re never getting out of here
#1474: Embrace every idiotic detail

#1473: Something tugging you

#1472: Corn III

#1471: Corn II

#1470: Corn I

#1469: Mumble in Milan

#1468: Crunched leisure ain’t no joke in Florida

#1467: Ragtime paradox

#1466: Your destroyed laugh at the beach is why I stay home

#1465: I am pollution
#1464: Drunk leather in space (there goes my…)

#1463: A contracted bro can bend any minus bible

#1462: The aligned nonsense expands from the farm to you!

#1461: Against her blow bays the hangover

#1460: The pregnant lunatic’s time to reflect

#1459: Retail agony is often caused by unnatural pope patterns

#1458: My buttery Samsung propels a stumbling heart

#1457: Whatever punctures your monopoly

#1456: I never really know what’s going on

#1455: Welcome to Facebook

#1454: Time Warner Cable sucks
#1453: An arrogance rots across a vessel

#1452: A suicidal orchestra lurking in the fisherman’s subroutine

#1451: I think we’re the same person
#1450: Jesse

#1449: Freestyle thirst racks my keywords
#1448: Nirvana is overrated
#1447: Baseball custard paranoia I
#1446: The crappy captains/Champagne scum
#1445: Worm (now that you mention it)
#1444: George Washington’s hyphenated rhythm guts the why
#1443: Miserable power grandpa takes the edge off
#1442: That unethical unicorn will trip on its own backlog
#1441: West Point dweeb
#1440: Who’s your friend?
#1439: A Dürer headache
#1438: Ben Vereen, I’m tired of everything
#1437: The glossy dream behind her vocal unknown
#1436: Giuliani as hell
#1435: Miraculous diesel sloth
#1434: Dead words (thanks for the buñuelos)
#1433: Condensed resentment in an absurd nerve
#1432: Coltrane’s alternate beef
#1431: Wrecked punch of fatalism
#1430: Drink to the misshapen miracle

#1429: Obsolete gestures throughout an outrageous hindsight 

#1428: The diagonal supplier relaxes

#1427: Proceed, chewy sisters

#1426: No need for the peripheral baby

#1425: Wasted dogma is the new flavor

#1424: A pseudo friend in tactless territory

#1423: Dan Dan vanishes against Tim Robbins

#1422: Ready to wear/bogus acid

#1421: Sophisticate overflow

#1420: Cosby explodes below a slipping continuum

#1419: Refreshing disappointment

#1418: Disciplined decay of a backward smell

#1417: The coherent gentleman’s embarrassing thumb

#1416: Accept the loaded chihuahua

#1415: Axis; A pointless violin

#1414: Dude glows within the network

#1413: Toast bites the fairy

#1412: The megabyte exists on top of the remaining backspace

#1411: Football leaks in a corrupt visit

#1410: Jeb

#1409: Hilary Swank inherits the sweating biochemistry beneath the propaganda

#1408: Don’t let Jeff’s insincere lung steer the discourse

#1407: The ballerina’s incoherent algorithm

#1406: The tortured listener calculates

#1405: Dictator pulp

#1404: Downtown

#1403: Unaffected Monday scorpion

#1402: Mario cannot be a panda
#1401: Tall baby

#1400: The amber man foams outside the array

#1399: Mayor Cuomo / Pancake Breakfast

#1398: Unconscious tragedies within the chicken’s questionnaire

#1397: When the remote banana gasps on Judas’ knee

#1396: Yes, I had to throw my nose away

#1395: A requisite waffles past a clothed rumor

#1394: My repertoire crawls! Leonard, do you even know what a repertoire is?

#1393: The screaming sponsor

#1392: The paste lusts after my tedious disease

#1391: Beside the addict rests a disconnected alphabet

#1390: Turntable, push a mother

#1389: The smashed guy cores the cube

#1388: Can the inside toad sweep a hypocrisy?

#1387: A refreshed misprint hopes without a destroyed eye.

#1386: Hyperfonz; cold cut artifice

#1385: Hay errores

#1384: Rooster

#1383: How are you doing?

#1382: Lenofinger

#1381: Without

#1380: Hot singles in your ZIP code

#1379: It’s sometimes too late to learn to read

#1378: Johnwayne Poptartmouth

#1377: Bass in the moment

#1376: Styrofoam thalamus

#1375: Roses

#1374: Seafood

#1373: MTV

#1372: In the can?

#1371: A difficult snail

#1370: Connection

#1369: New frontiers