Dave & Ug






Dave is a Capricorn, enjoys rice pudding and owns one of the most luxurious pairs of corduroy pants in the world.

Ug once found a twenty-dollar bill in the garbage can of The Karate Kid's William Zabka.

Dave and Ug quickly rose to regional mediocrity as the hosts of Meathead's Web Hole Forum, a public access late-night television show that cannot actually be viewed on television. The program included insightful discussions of current events, viewer mail, and mind-shattering hallucinations via Sparkletts water infused with LSD-25. Despite repeated drunk phone calls and bricks thrown through windows by Dave, they have yet to successfully book Randy Quaid as a guest. Dennis Quaid offered to appear in his place but was politely turned down.

Meathead's Web Hole Forum is currently on indefinite hiatus, as the set has been destroyed by termites and loan sharks. Dave and Ug continue to accept letters from their adoring fans, however. If you wish to send correspondence to them, please feel free to use the form at the bottom of this page (NOTE: Offer applies only to those who are not owed money by Dave and/or Ug.)

Episodes of Meathead's Web Hole Forum, as well as other unrequested insights into the daily lives of Dave and Ug, are archived on the YouTube website.

As promised in an earlier paragraph, here is the correspondence form you may use to communicate with Dave and Ug. By clicking the "Send Message" button, you acknowledge that your questions and comments, as well as your name, address, home phone number, Social Security number and mother's maiden name may be used for any purpose, sinister or otherwise, that we can think of, throughout time and space, including but not limited to the present, the past, the future, and all planes of existence both conceivable and inconceivable. We reserve the right to project your sensitive personal information onto the moon using lasers, assuming Ug finally figures out how to do that.


OFFICIAL DAVE & UG WORLD WIDE WEB CORRESPONDENCE FORM

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