Dave is a Capricorn, enjoys rice pudding and owns one of
the most
luxurious pairs of corduroy pants in the world.
Ug once
found a twenty-dollar bill in the garbage can of The Karate
Kid's William Zabka.
Dave and Ug quickly rose to regional mediocrity as the hosts of
Meathead's Web Hole Forum, a public access late-night television show
that cannot actually be viewed on television. The program included
insightful discussions of current events, viewer mail, and
mind-shattering hallucinations via Sparkletts water infused with
LSD-25. Despite repeated drunk phone calls and bricks thrown through
windows by Dave, they have yet to successfully book Randy Quaid as a
guest. Dennis Quaid offered to appear in his place but was politely
turned down.
Meathead's Web Hole Forum is currently on indefinite hiatus, as the set
has been destroyed by termites and loan sharks. Dave and Ug continue to
accept letters from their adoring fans, however. If you wish to send
correspondence to them, please feel free to use the form at the bottom
of this page (NOTE: Offer applies only to those who are not owed money
by Dave and/or Ug.)
Episodes of Meathead's Web Hole Forum, as well as other unrequested
insights into the daily lives of Dave and Ug, are archived on the
YouTube website.
As promised in an earlier paragraph, here is the correspondence form
you may use to communicate with Dave and Ug. By clicking the "Send
Message" button, you acknowledge that your questions and comments, as
well as your name, address, home phone number, Social Security number
and mother's maiden name may be used for any purpose, sinister or
otherwise, that we can think of, throughout time and space, including
but not limited to the present, the past, the future, and all planes of
existence both conceivable and inconceivable. We reserve the right to
project your sensitive personal information onto the moon using lasers,
assuming Ug finally figures out how to do that.
OFFICIAL DAVE & UG WORLD
WIDE WEB CORRESPONDENCE FORM