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February 26, 2013
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My hands are very dry.

When the pope clogs up the toilet, who has to unclog it? Sorry, I mean, “gets to.”

I’ve officially hit my limit for listening to sports conversations for this decade. From now until Dec. 31, 2019 I’ll just be listening to brown noise.

I need more sleep.

Carrots.

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